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Brendon: “Why is he nervous?”
Vet: “Well it’s hard to say. Some animals are emotionally unstable.. just like human ladies.”
Melissa: “What??”
Vet: “Nothing.”

Brendon: “Why is he nervous?”

Vet: “Well it’s hard to say. Some animals are emotionally unstable.. just like human ladies.”

Melissa: “What??”

Vet: “Nothing.”

Brendon: “Excuse me, Mr. Lynch, why aren’t you using chalk…?”

Mr. Lynch: “Uhh, we don’t seems to have any today… It’s, uhh, budget thing..”

Brendon: “We got no chalk??”

Mr. Lynch: “We don’t have any chalk.”

Brendon: “This school is messed up.”

Mr. Lynch: “Please try to take a look at it before it dries out.”

Jason: “Another game of chess, Brendon?”
Brendon: “I think three is my limit. Plus we don’t know how to play chess at all.”
Jason: “Yeah but we like the pieces.”

Jason: “Another game of chess, Brendon?”

Brendon: “I think three is my limit. Plus we don’t know how to play chess at all.”

Jason: “Yeah but we like the pieces.”

Brendon: “Hey..”
Cynthia: “Hey yourself.”
Brendon: “Hey myself? Right now..? In front of them..?”

Brendon: “Hey..”

Cynthia: “Hey yourself.”

Brendon: “Hey myself? Right now..? In front of them..?”

“I’m done with subtext. Subtext has ruined me.”

RIP Mitch.

Also, Paula’s phone conversation in this is amazing.

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“I play golf in the future.”

Brendon: “Jason, you really didn’t have to do this..”

Jason: “Don’t hate me Brendon.”

Brendon: “I dont hate you… 

Jason: “Open it!”

Brendon: “Wait, we need to talk and you have a short attention span..”

Jason: “Race car is the same backwards and forwards.”

Brendon: “Oh yeah it is… I never knew that..”

Jason: “Brendon, open your gift!”

Brendon: “Woww… I don’t know what to say Jason..”

Jason: “I thought you’d umm, I thought you’d like them because, they have animals on them.”

Brendon: “Jason, I’m going to leave you. We have to leave each other.”

Jason: “Brendon no, we only have each other and food.”

Brendon: “Jason we have to leave each other, we can’t do this anymore.”

Jason: “I love you..”

Brendon: “It was nice knowing you…goodbye.”

Jason: “Goodbye, my sweet fat prince… Leave the chips.”