“You are now a fairy princess. That means you are pretty, little, and sweet. That also means you are responsible for productivity.” -Home Movies, “Shore Leave”
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“You are now a fairy princess. That means you are pretty, little, and sweet. That also means you are responsible for productivity.” -Home Movies, “Shore Leave”
[screencap from _brendonsmall_ LJ community]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma49j5ePBH1rxxe7eo1_400.jpg)
THIS IS MY FAVORITE BIT OUT OF EVERY SHOW EVER
i used to sing it all the time.
fucking gold man
“I GOT TINY BUG FEET. I DON’T REALLY KNOW WHAT BUGS EAT.
DON’T WANT ANYONE STEPPING ON ME. NOW I’M SYMPATHYSING WITH FLEAS.”
Jason: “Brendon!”
Brendon: “Hahahah, what, what Jason?”
Jason: “Help I’m stuck in the revine! Oh baby, I can’t get enough of this stuff.”
itscalledfutbol asked: I just became obsessed with Home Movies when it aired on Adult Swim yesterday! And your blog is awesome, like Brendon. :)
Awesome! ;)
*Cynthia: “Did you just say awesome..?”
thybrokenfaith asked: This is. The greatest thing.
YES! Thank you!
Coach McGuirk: “Wait a minute how did we go from what’s your job to I have a peanut..?”
Mr. Lynch: “Yo tengo un puerco en mi nariz”
Coach McGuirk: “What does that mean..?”
Mr. Lynch: “I have a pig in my nose..”
Coach McGuirk: “What is going on in Mexico?!”
Coach McGuirk: “Brendon, you’re only five years old, what do you need a job for?”
Brendon: “I’m eight. And I wanna save up some money so I can buy a fisheye lens.”
Coach McGuirk: “Make a shiv.”
Brendon: “How do you do that?”
Coach McGuirk: “I dunno, you find stuff you make it. You can stab someone with anything.”
Brendon: “yeah..”
Coach McGuirk: “You wear glasses?”
Brendon: “No.”
Coach McGuirk: “You wear contacts?”
Brendon: “No.”
Coach McGuirk: “You can make a knife out of contacts.”
Brendon: “Really..?”
Coach McGuirk: “That’s what I learned. I killed a man with contacts.”
Brendon: “In the can?”
Coach McGuirk: “Yeah.”
Brendon: “Wow.”
